Step 1: Get yourself super excited that it is a warm enough day and that you actually have the day off, and you will finally get to use that super cool Showsheen Try-Pak that you won over at SheMovedToTexas (especially since you never win anything).
Step 2: Wake the sweet looking pony up from his pony nap and take him for a test walk down the hall to check his soundness. Be super excited that he appears relatively sound, even if it might be the bute talking.
Step 3: Bring him to the wash stall where you've never washed a horse before and frankly aren't clear on the pony's reaction. Be sure to walk him past the door to the outside world where he knows all his friends are so that he'll be super pissed when he realizes you just tricked him into a bath.
Step 4: Soak, suds, rinse, repeat. Use Shampoo/Conditioner and Stain Remover. Ignore directions and don't leave stain remover on long enough to remove stains.
His white socks post freak-out I wish I could have given a review on the stain remover but... |
Step 6: Text barn manager to say, "Hey. Maybe tomorrow should be the last day we give him bute instead of today." Leave part out about foot almost going through wall. Act normal.
Step 7: Leave defeated.
Ha. Oops.
ReplyDeleteWhoops! I love the ShowSheen whitening stuff. I use that on Simon's sock when it's disgusting :) Glad you got to use your prize!
ReplyDeleteWell, the whitener is the part I'm most excited about so I think I will definitely give it a better go
DeleteWhoops! Sorry the pony freaked out.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Apparently he's too shack whacky for any excitement of that kind
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